Tag: funny
group name: startswithd
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December 11, 2007 01:10 PM EST --
thought this was cute.and so true!
Toddler Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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July 31, 2008 10:33 AM EDT --
1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!
2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
3) Fabric cubicle walls . . . more
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May 28, 2008 08:13 PM EDT --
Today at work I had to train someone new. I have been training another girl but she learned all she could. i turned around today and someone else was standing behind me. I was thinking oh no, I have . . . more
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February 18, 2008 08:29 PM EST --
A dear friend sent this to me today. I thought, oh gosh, what now. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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April 05, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
7 days have now passed by that I am completely nicotine free!
I am just so excited that I have made it this far. I was so sure that I was going to have to be put in a padded room until . . . more
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April 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
I sure have to admit that it hasn't been easy. I have done everything that I can think of to keep from lighting up. I have to say it for my family - they sure are troopers. I've . . . more
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June 13, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Ever wondered what happens when
Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// . . . more
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July 26, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
Okay...so I'm sitting at work and for some reason something popped in my head. If you have...hmm...$300, 000 dollars in insurance policies and come to find out you are a serial killer, you are tried, . . . more
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March 13, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
got this one from my sister in Va
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:05 PM EST --
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The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise . . . more
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March 24, 2008 04:19 AM EDT --
"Anyone can paint an apple," said Pablo Picasso. The question is, are you a true artist? Can you paint an apple that is hanging from a tree, a tree that holds a tree house belonging to a sad . . . more
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March 08, 2008 10:19 AM EST --
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The . . . more
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May 22, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
A friend of mine sent this to me via email. One that has been around for a long time. Still gave me a chuckle when I reread it. =)
New Lie Dectector *email funny*
John was a salesman's . . . more
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December 12, 2007 10:51 AM EST --
Why men are never depressed: <hr style="color: transparent;">
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all . . . more
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January 25, 2008 10:25 PM EST --
Pistachios are my favorite nut. My husband brought a bag home for me today. And while I was sitting here munching away. I noticed this allergen alert box, beside the nutrition facts guide.
Please . . . more
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:06 PM EST --
Legally drunk
Living dead
New baby
New classic
Passive aggression
Pretty ugly
Resident alien
Same difference
Silent scream
Small crowd
Soft rock
Sweet sorrow
Synthetic natural gas
Taped live . . . more
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February 03, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A JOGGER was injured after being hit by a frozen Mars bar hurled from a passing car.
The man was running along Sunderland Road, South Shields, when the rock-hard chocolate bar was thrown at him. . . . more
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